Here is what Samuel Eto’o predicted for World Cup 2022
The replies were hilarious
intravenous hopium 30cc
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwqzw01/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
He’s an African not an Africant
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpqb04/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
It’s so ridiculous that I genuinely don’t know whether he has confused the word “prediction” with “dream”
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwplo98/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
More like least sober Eto’o ever
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpgziv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Maybe Eto’o already knows which games are fixed
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpjw72/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Of course Etoo is going to place Qatar over Netherlands & Ecuador. They’ve never given him caseloads of money.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpjypw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
I think I’m detecting a slight African bias here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpdntm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
“How could you pick Qatar Sam?”
“Let’s just say it moved me… TO A BIGGER HOUSE”
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpdtqj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
I guess it’s good he used his feet to make a living.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpejpd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
The ramblings of a madman
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpeitq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
I badly need whatever it is that he’s smoking.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpdrvv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
A series of coin flips would have been more accurate and believable.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpuu7c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Paul the octopus > Samuel Eto
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwq57ia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Im surprised he didnt just cross out the sheet and write ‘Eto – Golden Boot Winner 2022’ in crayon.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwrcsya/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
he probably consulted pogba’s witch doctor who gave him these predictions
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpennv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
former players and acting stupid? it’s like a requirement to being successful after their playing carreers
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpero4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
r/soccer not being able to see the joke, Part 3959372
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpgasv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
You can be a good player but still stupid, unfortunately.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpljye/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
World cup final will be between all African teams in a battle royale match
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwphkgj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
He’s on that African bush ganja.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpisrp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Spent the child support on class A drugs it seems.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpl6ih/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Whatever he’s having, I want some. But maybe like half. I dont want to die
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpmny0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
It is 2022.
Nothing surprises me anymore
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpmsez/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
I understand now, why these countries have rasta-colours in their flags!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpmztc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Oh sweet, even the predictions are corrupt. At least this WC is staying consistent with its theme.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/yxmowb/comment/iwpoqpq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3