In her ongoing efforts to stop the spread of common sense, Global Tyrant-in-Training Rochelle Walensky came down from on-high to enforce new measures on the National Football League:
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“We don’t play favorites” said self-appointed-commander-in-chief-forever Rochelle Walensky. “What the $cience says is what we enforce until better $$$cience comes along”. And so, even though face masks were formally a 15-yard penalty in football, they are now required.
It was the darkest Sunday in American Football History
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Odell Beckham, Jr was well on his way to completing another one of his spectacular one-arm aerial grabs. it was at this point that the free safety reached for his face mask and cranked his head violently to the left, snapping 3 cervical vertebrae and putting Beckham out for the season. When reached for comment, the free safety said: “hey, mane, look: Walensky done said FACE MASKS ARE REQUIRED… aight???!!! dont be asking me no questions. Follow the $cience fool!”
First the vax, now the mask.
Even though prior vaccines were removed from the market after killing 50 people, the covid-19 “vaccines” remain on the market after deep-sixing over 20,000 people…. “how much cash could a woodcock clock if a Woodcock could clock bucks?” crowed Janet Woodcock of the FDA. ‘At the FDA we follow the 2.8 million dollar drug license fee $science’. We are arm-in-arm with the CDC in en$uring the $safety of our $uckers citizens.